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Shawn LaMacchia
Nickname(s) Garbage Pig Person
Born
Fights out of
Nationality American
Occupation Fuckboy
Age 22
Height 6'0
Weight 220 lbs
Reach 73"
Division Heavyweight
Entrance Music Why don't you download your music, asshole?
Debut KUMITE 53
Style Cowering
Stance Orthodox
Years Active 2016-present

Shawn LaMacchia is an American mixed martial artist from . He currently competes as a heavyweight in the Human Cockfighting League.

BackgroundEdit

We weren't fucking around. We kept making all those weird threats. We were hoping you'd listen. But you didn't. Pirating HCL shows over and over and over, putting them up online. Go fuck yourself. You did it now. You gone and made a big mistake. Now you're locked into a 10-fight contract, you little schmuck. Enjoy getting your asshole carved out by some guy's fist, then fashioned into a kaleidoscope, with pieces of your cornea as the lens. We're done screwing about. You, my friend, are fucked.

MMA recordEdit

Res Record Opponent Method Event Date Rd Time Location Notes
Loss 0-1 Phil Nasseri Submission (Arm triangle) HCL 53 June 26, 2016 1 3:15 Flag of USAHanford, California




Human Cockfighting League
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HCL Events
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Other Events HCL Hurricane! - Peace Love Fist Summit - Top Cock: Season 1 - Top Cock: Season 2
HCL Fighters
Heavyweight
(>205 lbs)
Enzo Antonioni - Sir Reginald Ardennes - Aaron Blue - Vin Bumko - Willie "Fawlty" Cables - "Rochester" Clem Donaldson - Artemis Kroop - Shawn LaMacchia - Jorgi Magumbo - Phil Nasseri - Nico Nicolazzo - Desmond O'Dowell - Lamar O'Neal - Martin Pecorino - Ray Peterson - Bill Stinkwater - Rupert Takamura - Alexander Thorax - Salvador Topanopoulos - Xavier Zima
Light Heavyweight
(205 lbs)
Michael the Amazing - Stanley Barcliffe - Ishmael Bowerstern - Dorsey Bunn - Connor Cairo - David Duritz - Pappy Goulash - Teddy Grabowski - Eamon Grundel - JC Hunite - Alex Janos - Ralph Marshall - Ben McGuirk - Herschel Mossad - Derby Mutton - Herman Quinn - Sanford J. Thornburg - Corgi van de Groof
Middleweight
(185 lbs)
Gustaf "The Gooz" Ackerman - Steve Bonaventure - A-Von Cooley - Jonathan Drew - Donnie Dyleski - Graham Hitchcock - Kenny "Slim" Lindley - Ricky Malone - Gunner McCormick - Patrick Melvin - Fernando Pasquale - Burt Penass - Anthony Rosario - Ronald Shemp - Most Glorious John Smith - Caramel Thunderbird - Kea Tukino - Tayshaun "T-Skinny" Wallace - Dutton Williams
Welterweight
(170 lbs)
Sidney Alderson - Wes Blackwell - Jesse Clerc - DeAndre Combs - Dwayne De Recha - Miguel Dominguez - Tony Flash - Francois Gorgonzola - Roosevelt Hazelwood - Kyle Jetterman - TJ McAllister - Ed McIlvane - Jeff Metal Steamship - DJ Swollen Nipple - David Orr - Jackson Outcast - Tracy Rhea - Alejandro Sandoval - Skip Thomas
Other Links
KUMITE - ItsRainingMeng Wiki