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Ricky Malone
Nickname(s)
Born Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Fights out of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Nationality Canadian
Occupation High School Teacher
Age 23
Height 6'0
Weight 185 lbs
Reach 74"
Division Middleweight
Entrance Music "Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind
Debut HCL 11
Style Superfluous
Stance Orthodox
Years Active 2012-present

Ricky Malone is a Canadian mixed martial artist from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. He currently competes as a middleweight in the Human Cockfighting League.

BackgroundEdit

Formerly worked at the GUNK Horse glue factory as a teenager where he had a strong addiction to sniffing horse glue , which gave him the defect of a third nipple slightly above his left nipple.

He then attempted to rethink his life and decided to be an art teacher at high school to which kicked in his glue addiction to PVA glue instead , which like Morphine to Heroin is not as bad but still messes you up.

As has been reported, Malone is somewhat of a Canadian renaissance man, which I suppose is kind of like a normal renaissance man, so I'm not entirely sure why it was qualified with his nationality. He's currently a primary school teacher in Alberta, and has won the Teacher of the Year for all of Alberta in the past. He is reportedly classically trained in both guitar and mandolin. Just this year he completed his 16th ever marathon, which he refers to as "a hobby I picked up when I was bored one day".

But who gives a shit. That third nipple he's got. It's so weird looking. I mean, have you seen it?

MMA recordEdit

Res Record Opponent Method Event Date Rd Time Location Notes
Gunner McCormick HCL 54 July 31, 2016 Flag of USADetroit, Michigan Cont. Final
Win 5-3 Fernando Pasquale KO (Uppercut) HCL 51 May 1, 2016 2 2:31 Flag of Canada Kamloops, British Columbia Cont. Semi
Loss 4-3 "Slim" Lindley TKO (Punches) HCL 46 November 29, 2015 2 3:05 Flag of USATupelo, Mississippi Cont. Final
Win 4-2 Anthony Rosario TKO (Punches) HCL 43 August 30, 2015 3 1:45 Flag of USAWindow Rock, Arizona Cont. Semi, FOTN
Loss 3-2 "Slim" Lindley TKO (Punches) HCL 36 December 21, 2014 3 3:01 Flag of USABrooklyn, New York FOTN
Win 3-1 Steve Bonaventure KO (Superman punch) HCL 32 August 3, 2014 3 3:34 Flag of USANutley, New Jersey
Win 2-1 Loren Noody Decision (Unanimous) HCL 28 February 23, 2014 3 5:00 Flag of USALos Angeles, California
Win 1-1 "T-Skinny" Wallace TKO (Punches) HCL 20 May 12, 2013 3 2:08 Flag of USAVentura, California
Loss 0-1 "Slim" Lindley Decision (unanimous) HCL 11 November 4, 2012 3 5:00 Flag of USALakehurst, New Jersey MW First Round




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Other Events HCL Hurricane! - Peace Love Fist Summit - Top Cock: Season 1 - Top Cock: Season 2
HCL Fighters
Heavyweight
(>205 lbs)
Enzo Antonioni - Sir Reginald Ardennes - Aaron Blue - Vin Bumko - Willie "Fawlty" Cables - "Rochester" Clem Donaldson - Artemis Kroop - Shawn LaMacchia - Jorgi Magumbo - Phil Nasseri - Nico Nicolazzo - Desmond O'Dowell - Lamar O'Neal - Martin Pecorino - Ray Peterson - Bill Stinkwater - Rupert Takamura - Alexander Thorax - Salvador Topanopoulos - Xavier Zima
Light Heavyweight
(205 lbs)
Michael the Amazing - Stanley Barcliffe - Ishmael Bowerstern - Dorsey Bunn - Connor Cairo - David Duritz - Pappy Goulash - Teddy Grabowski - Eamon Grundel - JC Hunite - Alex Janos - Ralph Marshall - Ben McGuirk - Herschel Mossad - Derby Mutton - Herman Quinn - Sanford J. Thornburg - Corgi van de Groof
Middleweight
(185 lbs)
Gustaf "The Gooz" Ackerman - Steve Bonaventure - A-Von Cooley - Jonathan Drew - Donnie Dyleski - Graham Hitchcock - Kenny "Slim" Lindley - Ricky Malone - Gunner McCormick - Patrick Melvin - Fernando Pasquale - Burt Penass - Anthony Rosario - Ronald Shemp - Most Glorious John Smith - Caramel Thunderbird - Kea Tukino - Tayshaun "T-Skinny" Wallace - Dutton Williams
Welterweight
(170 lbs)
Sidney Alderson - Wes Blackwell - Jesse Clerc - DeAndre Combs - Dwayne De Recha - Miguel Dominguez - Tony Flash - Francois Gorgonzola - Roosevelt Hazelwood - Kyle Jetterman - TJ McAllister - Ed McIlvane - Jeff Metal Steamship - DJ Swollen Nipple - David Orr - Jackson Outcast - Tracy Rhea - Alejandro Sandoval - Skip Thomas
Other Links
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