|Fights out of||Biloxi, Mississippi|
|Occupation||Production Intern, HCL|
|Entrance Music||"Final Cut" by Gary Phillips|
|Style||Getting college credit|
Kyle Jetterman is an American mixed martial artist from Cleveland, Ohio. He currently competes as a welterweight in the Human Cockfighting League.
At age 19, Kyle Jetterman is now the youngest HCL fighter ever to compete, a title once held by Aaron Blue. He started as an unpaid intern and production assistant for the Human Cockfighting League. He joined in late 2012, shortly after HCL's surge in popularity and the crowning of its first ever champions. He has been tasked with mostly gopher duties, including getting fighters in position before their fights, helping write haiku when our resident poet "does not feel the muse penetrate the vaginal walls of inspiration", and mostly keeping Randy Rosenlodge full of cheese.
These menial tasks and lack of pay (he's been promised college credit for 4 semesters now) have slowly caused Kyle to grow angry and resentful. At the Top Cock Finale, Jetterman finally snapped, after hearing that HCL announcer Drunk Bruce Buffer correctly announced the name of Dorsey Bunn. This inexplicable act sent the young Jetterman into a fit of rage, where he demanded to compete in HCL as soon as possible.
He will be compensated for his fights in college credit.
|Professional record breakdown|
|4 matches||1 win||3 losses|
|Tony Flash||HCL 55||August 28, 2016||Denver, Colorado|
|Loss||1-3||Jackson Outcast||Submission (Rear naked choke)||HCL 48||January 28, 2016||2||1:23||Lakehurst, New Jersey|
|Loss||1-2||Roosevelt Hazelwood||TKO (Punches)||HCL 38||February 8, 2015||3||0:43||Lakehurst, New Jersey||FOTN|
|Win||1-1||David Orr||TKO (Punches)||HCL 33||August 31, 2014||3||0:49||Modesto, California|
|Loss||0-1||Ed McIlvane||KO (Left head kick)||HCL 29||May 4, 2014||2||1:26||Houston, Texas|