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Kyle Jetterman
Nickname(s)
Born Cleveland, Ohio
Fights out of Biloxi, Mississippi
Nationality American
Occupation Production Intern, HCL
Age 19
Height 5'9
Weight 170 lbs
Reach 70"
Division Welterweight
Entrance Music "Final Cut" by Gary Phillips
Debut HCL 29
Style Getting college credit
Stance Orthodox
Years Active 2014-present

Kyle Jetterman is an American mixed martial artist from Cleveland, Ohio. He currently competes as a welterweight in the Human Cockfighting League.

BackgroundEdit

At age 19, Kyle Jetterman is now the youngest HCL fighter ever to compete, a title once held by Aaron Blue. He started as an unpaid intern and production assistant for the Human Cockfighting League. He joined in late 2012, shortly after HCL's surge in popularity and the crowning of its first ever champions. He has been tasked with mostly gopher duties, including getting fighters in position before their fights, helping write haiku when our resident poet "does not feel the muse penetrate the vaginal walls of inspiration", and mostly keeping Randy Rosenlodge full of cheese.

These menial tasks and lack of pay (he's been promised college credit for 4 semesters now) have slowly caused Kyle to grow angry and resentful. At the Top Cock Finale, Jetterman finally snapped, after hearing that HCL announcer Drunk Bruce Buffer correctly announced the name of Dorsey Bunn. This inexplicable act sent the young Jetterman into a fit of rage, where he demanded to compete in HCL as soon as possible.

He will be compensated for his fights in college credit.

MMA recordEdit

Res Record Opponent Method Event Date Rd Time Location Notes
Tony Flash HCL 55 August 28, 2016 Flag of USA Denver, Colorado
Loss 1-3 Jackson Outcast Submission (Rear naked choke) HCL 48 January 28, 2016 2 1:23 Flag of USALakehurst, New Jersey
Loss 1-2 Roosevelt Hazelwood TKO (Punches) HCL 38 February 8, 2015 3 0:43 Flag of USALakehurst, New Jersey FOTN
Win 1-1 David Orr TKO (Punches) HCL 33 August 31, 2014 3 0:49 Flag of USAModesto, California
Loss 0-1 Ed McIlvane KO (Left head kick) HCL 29 May 4, 2014 2 1:26 Flag of USAHouston, Texas




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Other Events HCL Hurricane! - Peace Love Fist Summit - Top Cock: Season 1 - Top Cock: Season 2
HCL Fighters
Heavyweight
(>205 lbs)
Enzo Antonioni - Sir Reginald Ardennes - Aaron Blue - Vin Bumko - Willie "Fawlty" Cables - "Rochester" Clem Donaldson - Artemis Kroop - Shawn LaMacchia - Jorgi Magumbo - Phil Nasseri - Nico Nicolazzo - Desmond O'Dowell - Lamar O'Neal - Martin Pecorino - Ray Peterson - Bill Stinkwater - Rupert Takamura - Alexander Thorax - Salvador Topanopoulos - Xavier Zima
Light Heavyweight
(205 lbs)
Michael the Amazing - Stanley Barcliffe - Ishmael Bowerstern - Dorsey Bunn - Connor Cairo - David Duritz - Pappy Goulash - Teddy Grabowski - Eamon Grundel - JC Hunite - Alex Janos - Ralph Marshall - Ben McGuirk - Herschel Mossad - Derby Mutton - Herman Quinn - Sanford J. Thornburg - Corgi van de Groof
Middleweight
(185 lbs)
Gustaf "The Gooz" Ackerman - Steve Bonaventure - A-Von Cooley - Jonathan Drew - Donnie Dyleski - Graham Hitchcock - Kenny "Slim" Lindley - Ricky Malone - Gunner McCormick - Patrick Melvin - Fernando Pasquale - Burt Penass - Anthony Rosario - Ronald Shemp - Most Glorious John Smith - Caramel Thunderbird - Kea Tukino - Tayshaun "T-Skinny" Wallace - Dutton Williams
Welterweight
(170 lbs)
Sidney Alderson - Wes Blackwell - Jesse Clerc - DeAndre Combs - Dwayne De Recha - Miguel Dominguez - Tony Flash - Francois Gorgonzola - Roosevelt Hazelwood - Kyle Jetterman - TJ McAllister - Ed McIlvane - Jeff Metal Steamship - DJ Swollen Nipple - David Orr - Jackson Outcast - Tracy Rhea - Alejandro Sandoval - Skip Thomas
Other Links
KUMITE - ItsRainingMeng Wiki

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