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Gustaf Ackerman
Nickname(s) The Gooz
Born Berlin, Germany
Fights out of Tucson, Arizona
Nationality German
Occupation Morning Radio Host
Age 31
Height 6'3
Weight 185 lbs
Reach 77"
Division Middleweight
Entrance Music "Cum On Feel The Noize" by Quiet Riot
Debut HCL 11
Style Wacky! *horn*
Stance Orthodox
Years Active 2012-present

Gustaf Ackerman is a German mixed martial artist from Berlin, Germany. He currently competes as a middleweight in the Human Cockfighting League, and is a former two-time HCL Middleweight Champion.

BackgroundEdit

Gustaf, or "The Gooz", as radio fans know him, is one half of the popular morning radio show "Winslow & The Gooz", heard on WIRM in Tucson, Arizona. He is known for his broken English as punchlines to joke. One of his more popular bits is "No Is Funny", where fans call in and tell jokes, trying to make Ackerman laugh. However, most jokes, using play on words, idioms, and other humor devices, are not understood by him, causing him to declare, "No is funny."

His entrance into mixed martial arts came after having HCL light heavyweight Ralph Marshall on as a guest, who was impressed by Gustaf's ability to take a punch, during a radio stunt where the hosts, interns, and WIRM executives, all took punches to the face by Marshall. Ackerman then was enlisted to train at Bully Factory along with Marshall. Gustaf claims that his favorite quote of Marshall's during the show was "Little league is a lot like martial arts: The losers leave with their bodies and spirits brusied, broken, and somewhat violated. Or maybe that was just my coach's philosophy when I was 8..."

MMA recordEdit

Res Record Opponent Method Event Date Rd Time Location Notes
A-Von Cooley HCL 55 August 28, 2016 Flag of USA Denver, Colorado Cont. Semi
Loss 10-2 "Slim" Lindley KO (Left hook) HCL 49 February 28, 2016 3 1:59 Flag of EnglandLondon, England For the HCL Middleweight Championship
Win 10-1 Fernando Pasquale TKO (Punches) HCL 45 October 18, 2015 3 1:00 Flag of USASouth Tucson, Arizona For the HCL Middleweight Championship
Win 9-1 Patrick Melvin TKO (Punches) HCL 41 June 28, 2015 3 1:10 Flag of CanadaMorin Heights, Quebec For the HCL Middleweight Championship, FOTN
Win 8-1 Caramel Thunderbird KO (Left hook) HCL 37 January 18, 2015 2 3:05 Flag of USATupelo, Mississippi For the HCL Middleweight Championship, KOTN
Win 7-1 Ronald Shemp TKO (Punches) HCL 34 September 28, 2014 3 2:25 Flag of USADenver, Colorado
Win 6-1 Walter Shunt KO (Mounted punches) HCL 30 May 25, 2014 2 1:45 Flag of USATupelo, Mississippi
Loss 5-1 Caramel Thunderbird KO (Left hook) HCL 25 November 10, 2013 4 3:39 Flag of USAPortland, Oregon For the HCL Middleweight Championship
Win 5-0 Anthony Rosario KO (Mounted punches) HCL 21 June 9, 2013 2 2:59 Flag of USATupelo, Mississippi For the HCL Middleweight Championship
Win 4-0 "Slim" Lindley TKO (Punches) HCL 17 March 10, 2013 4 2:32 Flag of USAVineyard Haven, Massachusetts Final for the HCL Middleweight Championship, Fight of the Night
Win 3-0 Steve Bonaventure KO (Left hook) HCL 15 February 10, 2013 3 4:04 Flag of EnglandLondon, England MW Semifinal, KO of the Night
Win 2-0 Caramel Thunderbird TKO (Punches) HCL 13 January 13, 2013 2 3:24 Flag of USAHanford, California MW Quarterfinal
Win 1-0 Dan Filbert TKO (punches) HCL 11 November 4, 2012 3 1:56 Flag of USALakehurst, New Jersey MW First Round, Fight of the Night




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