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David Duritz
Nickname(s) Dirty
Born Gulfport, Mississippi
Fights out of Gulfport, Mississippi
Nationality American
Occupation Vagrant/Drifter
Age 25
Height 6'3
Weight 205 lbs
Reach 77"
Division Light Heavyweight
Entrance Music "Mr. Jones" by Counting Crows
Debut HCL 1
Style Bum-fighting
Stance Orthodox
Years Active 2012-present

David Duritz is an American mixed martial artist from Gulfport, Mississippi. He currently competes as a light heavyweight in the Human Cockfighting League.

BackgroundEdit

Little is known about Duritz other than the fact he's a homeless man. At HCL 10, Duritz was knocked out Sergei Matryoshka so badly, that he was rushed to the local hospital. Duritz was declared dead when he arrived, but the HCL was not finished with Mr. Duritz, for he was already booked for future events.

With the best money the HCL could scrounge together (a whopping $12.38 and a few yen found in the floorboards of Randy Rosenlodge's van), the HCL officials sent Duritz's corpse to the back alley office of Dr. Fitzgerald, an amateur surgeon who failed medical school four times and set up shop in a grungy Chinese restaurant's kitchen. After multiple attempts and a few lost organs, bones, and skin, something finally revived David, allowing him to be ready to go for his next fight.

Recently, David Duritz was crowned the Hobo King, for his stench, his unwillingness to give up and his unique sense of fashion and tattoos.

Duritz recently found a home in Vestal, New York. However, due to his looks, he was evicted just thirteen minutes after moving into his new home. He's homeless again and living on the streets of Gulfport.

David Duritz made his return to HCL at HCL 18. Although he lost by TKO, Duritz received a standing ovation from the crowd!

At HCL 25, he received the biggest crowd ovation in company history after his TKO victory over Ralph Marshall. When talking to the press after the show, a star-struck and repulsive-smelling Duritz could only say these four words: "Disney World is real."

Rumor has it that Randy Rosenlodge is bankrolling Duritz's trip to Disney World in response.

MMA recordEdit

Res Record Opponent Method Event Date Rd Time Location Notes
Loss 3-6 Ben McGuirk KO (Left head kick) HCL 51 May 1, 2016 3 1:05 Flag of Canada Kamloops, British Columbia
Win 3-5 Sanford J. Thornburg TKO (Punches) HCL 43 August 30, 2015 2 0:27 Flag of USAWindow Rock, Arizona
Loss 2-5 Herschel Mossad TKO (Punches) HCL 36 December 21, 2014 2 2:45 Flag of USABrooklyn, New York
Win 2-4 Montpelier Nash Decision (Unanimous) HCL 30 May 25, 2014 3 5:00 Flag of USATupelo, Mississippi FOTN
Win 1-4 Ralph Marshall TKO (Punches) HCL 25 November 10, 2013 2 3:04 Flag of USAPortland, Oregon
Loss 0-4 Father Chad DiGreco TKO (Punches) HCL 18 March 24, 2013 2 1:05 Flag of USALos Angeles, California Fight of the Night
Loss 0-3 Sergei Matryoshka KO (Right hook) HCL 10 October 21, 2012 1 4:03 Flag of USATupelo, Mississippi
Loss 0-2 Derby Mutton KO (Left hook) HCL 6 August 12, 2012 1 3:53 Flag of CanadaKamloops, British Columbia
Loss 0-1 Corgi van de Groof TKO (Punches) HCL 1 May 19, 2012 2 3:58 Flag of USATupelo, Mississippi




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Heavyweight
(>205 lbs)
Enzo Antonioni - Sir Reginald Ardennes - Aaron Blue - Vin Bumko - Willie "Fawlty" Cables - "Rochester" Clem Donaldson - Artemis Kroop - Shawn LaMacchia - Jorgi Magumbo - Phil Nasseri - Nico Nicolazzo - Desmond O'Dowell - Lamar O'Neal - Martin Pecorino - Ray Peterson - Bill Stinkwater - Rupert Takamura - Alexander Thorax - Salvador Topanopoulos - Xavier Zima
Light Heavyweight
(205 lbs)
Michael the Amazing - Stanley Barcliffe - Ishmael Bowerstern - Dorsey Bunn - Connor Cairo - David Duritz - Pappy Goulash - Teddy Grabowski - Eamon Grundel - JC Hunite - Alex Janos - Ralph Marshall - Ben McGuirk - Herschel Mossad - Derby Mutton - Herman Quinn - Sanford J. Thornburg - Corgi van de Groof
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Gustaf "The Gooz" Ackerman - Steve Bonaventure - A-Von Cooley - Jonathan Drew - Donnie Dyleski - Graham Hitchcock - Kenny "Slim" Lindley - Ricky Malone - Gunner McCormick - Patrick Melvin - Fernando Pasquale - Burt Penass - Anthony Rosario - Ronald Shemp - Most Glorious John Smith - Caramel Thunderbird - Kea Tukino - Tayshaun "T-Skinny" Wallace - Dutton Williams
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(170 lbs)
Sidney Alderson - Wes Blackwell - Jesse Clerc - DeAndre Combs - Dwayne De Recha - Miguel Dominguez - Tony Flash - Francois Gorgonzola - Roosevelt Hazelwood - Kyle Jetterman - TJ McAllister - Ed McIlvane - Jeff Metal Steamship - DJ Swollen Nipple - David Orr - Jackson Outcast - Tracy Rhea - Alejandro Sandoval - Skip Thomas
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