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Artemis Kroop
Nickname(s)
Born Bucharest, Romania
Fights out of Eugene, Oregon
Nationality Romanian
Occupation Visiting Professor, University of Oregon
Age 32
Height 6'2
Weight 240 lbs
Reach 76"
Division Heavyweight
Entrance Music "Mighty Oregon" by the Oregon Marching Band
Debut HCL 8
Style Tenure Track
Stance Orthodox
Years Active 2012-present

Artemis Kroop is a Romanian mixed martial artist from Bucharest, Romania. He currently competes as a heavyweight in the Human Cockfighting League.

BackgroundEdit

A native Romanian, Kroop escaped his homeland during the communist dictatorship and headed to America with hopes of becoming an educator. He was initially hired by the University of Oregon to coach their fledgling women's gymnastics program, an egregious miscalculation by the university, as Kroop was one of 20 men in the entire Romanian population without a background in gymnastics. Nevertheless, he was hired and summarily removed of his coaching duties after one gymnast starved to death after being locked into a storage shed.

Fortunately for Kroop, the University of Oregon's faculty diversity memorandum required that each department have at least one foreign-born faculty member, and so after the mysterious, MMA-related death of an Oregon economics professor, Kroop was hired to the same position where he teaches to this day.

Kroop's record in HCL is 0-1, with the loss coming at HCL 8 against Rupert Takamura. Conspiracy theorists speculate that Kroop allowed himself to nearly be decapitated with a Takamura punch to help his own job standing at the University of Oregon, as the university faculty diversity memorandum states that each department must have at least one handicapped faculty member.

MMA recordEdit

Res Record Opponent Method Event Date Rd Time Location Notes
Loss 5-6 Aaron Blue Submission (Armbar) HCL 52 May 29, 2016 2 2:21 Flag of USAEnumclaw, Washington Cont. Semi
Loss 5-5 Enzo Antonioni KO (Clinch Knee) HCL 47 December 27, 2015 3 4:05 Flag of USA Waco, Texas Cont. Final
Win 5-4 Jorgi Magumbo TKO (Punches) HCL 44 September 13, 2015 2 3:50 Flag of USAHanford, California Cont. Semi
Win 4-4 Bill Stinkwater Submission (Arm triangle) HCL 41 June 28, 2015 2 4:46 Flag of CanadaMorin Heights, Quebec
Loss 3-4 Alexander Thorax TKO (Punches) HCL 36 December 21, 2014 1 3:54 Flag of USABrooklyn, New York
Loss 3-3 Leo Serengeti KO (Left hook) HCL 33 August 31, 2014 2 2:45 Flag of USAModesto, California
Win 3-2 Albert Munch TKO (Punches) HCL 29 May 4, 2014 2 0:14 Flag of USAHouston, Texas
Win 2-2 Henri Toussaint TKO (Punches) HCL 25 November 10, 2013 1 4:49 Flag of USAPortland, Oregon
Win 1-2 Xavier Zima KO (Left hook) HCL 20 May 12, 2013 1 4:31 Flag of USAVentura, California KO of the Night
Loss 0-2 Enzo Antonioni TKO (Punches) HCL 12 December 30, 2012 3 1:05 Flag of USAWaco, Texas
Loss 0-1 Rupert Takamura KO (Right cross) HCL 8 September 2, 2012 2 3:08 Flag of USATupelo, Mississippi




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HCL Fighters
Heavyweight
(>205 lbs)
Enzo Antonioni - Sir Reginald Ardennes - Aaron Blue - Vin Bumko - Willie "Fawlty" Cables - "Rochester" Clem Donaldson - Artemis Kroop - Shawn LaMacchia - Jorgi Magumbo - Phil Nasseri - Nico Nicolazzo - Desmond O'Dowell - Lamar O'Neal - Martin Pecorino - Ray Peterson - Bill Stinkwater - Rupert Takamura - Alexander Thorax - Salvador Topanopoulos - Xavier Zima
Light Heavyweight
(205 lbs)
Michael the Amazing - Stanley Barcliffe - Ishmael Bowerstern - Dorsey Bunn - Connor Cairo - David Duritz - Pappy Goulash - Teddy Grabowski - Eamon Grundel - JC Hunite - Alex Janos - Ralph Marshall - Ben McGuirk - Herschel Mossad - Derby Mutton - Herman Quinn - Sanford J. Thornburg - Corgi van de Groof
Middleweight
(185 lbs)
Gustaf "The Gooz" Ackerman - Steve Bonaventure - A-Von Cooley - Jonathan Drew - Donnie Dyleski - Graham Hitchcock - Kenny "Slim" Lindley - Ricky Malone - Gunner McCormick - Patrick Melvin - Fernando Pasquale - Burt Penass - Anthony Rosario - Ronald Shemp - Most Glorious John Smith - Caramel Thunderbird - Kea Tukino - Tayshaun "T-Skinny" Wallace - Dutton Williams
Welterweight
(170 lbs)
Sidney Alderson - Wes Blackwell - Jesse Clerc - DeAndre Combs - Dwayne De Recha - Miguel Dominguez - Tony Flash - Francois Gorgonzola - Roosevelt Hazelwood - Kyle Jetterman - TJ McAllister - Ed McIlvane - Jeff Metal Steamship - DJ Swollen Nipple - David Orr - Jackson Outcast - Tracy Rhea - Alejandro Sandoval - Skip Thomas
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